#mood: (hampir) niat ngerjain final project
Gw dapet tag ini dari fb, yang bikin namanya Saga Eir Svanbergsdóttir. Judulnya panjang banget, isinya juga panjang. Cekidot yuk. Berhubung teks awalnya rada berantakan, gw rapiin dikit dah ya. Warning: teksnya panjang oi, mending ambil cemilan sama minuman dulu deh biar ngga laper *lebay*.
Oki, so i was really bored and i stumbled on this site which had this check list, so i answerd it, and obviously am not obsessed with J-rock, anyone else wanna give it a try? :)
You know when you're obsessed with Jrock when:
1. You downoad albums of Jrock, even if you've never heard of the band before.
I've done this recently, I was bored with my old playlist and I needed to find something new and fresh from this music genre. But before that, I always read reviews about this band, if I think it's good enough, then I download it.
2. You draw Miyavi tatoos on yourself.
No. Kalopun entah kapan tau mau bikin tato, palingan tato yang mirip sama Tora.
3. You walk around with a cloth on your nose and insist you look like Reita from The GazettE
Never
4. You have a gravity-defying hairstyle
No, my hair is natural curly... and I never use gel - i mean, for what?
5. You've dyed your hair every colour under the sun.
Never colored my hair
6. You hair is dead from all the hairspray and colour.
Nope
7. You buy things from SexPot Revenge
Ga punya duit sebanyak itu buat beli barang-barang dari SPR... mending ditabung deh buat ke Jepang
8. You wear alot of tanktops.
Nope. Lebih suka kaos lengan pendek
9. You start smoking Pianissimo 1mg
Pianissimo itu opo toh? *dibisikin Tora* oh, rokok? Saya nggak ngerokok...
10. You practice screaming at the top of your lungs until it sounds good.
Pernah mau latihan tapi ngga berhasil2...
11. You smudge your eyeliner.
Jangankan eyeliner, bedak ama foundation aja ngga bisa make. Malahan gw sempet ketuker mana lipstick mana stick concealer...
12. You learn to speak Japanese.
Of course
13. You wear spats.
Don't know what it is. If it's connected with fashion, don't ask me.
14. You buy tonnes of posters to stick on your wall.
I don't have tonnes of posters, just 10 or more, but never tonnes. I never stick it on my wall too, I live with my sisters and they hate J-rock bands, so I can't do that.
15. You subscribe to Shoxx and Cure magazines
Nope. Don't have much money to do that.
16. You imitate Ruki from the GazettE singing to 'Silly God Disco' down a Megaphone.
Never
17. You pretend to speak Japanese when really you're just repeating what you could make out of Kyo from Dir En Grey.
Gila aja gw niruin Kyo...
18. You argue that 'Senor Senora Senorita' by Miyavi is not Spanish. It is infact Japanese.
LOL... ada orang yg kayak gini?
19. You immitate Miyavi in all his craziness.
Ngga ah, gw niruin Tora aja *kedap-kedip*
20. You have no idea who the Latest English Craze is. Wether it's Soulja Boy or Amy Winehouse.
Since I knew J-rock songs, I rarely listen English songs
21. You make a habit of saying 'Nyappy' instead of 'Hello'.
Never do that...
22. You watch all the Backstage clips of Jrockers being Dorky.
Of course? Who can resist all of their dorkiness?
23. You attempt to translate these clips.
No.
24. You know every birthday of almost every Jrocker.
Ngga semuanya sih, paling yang gw suka-suka banget baru deh inget (macem Tora misalnya)
25. You had the 'Miku fringe' at some point.
No.
26. You have the exact same Jewelry that they have.
No
27. You can instantly tell when someone's a guy or gal, with just one look.
Tentu saja... hohoho...
28. All your family members think you're gay
Ngga-lah.... pernah disangka lesbian waktu sd, tapi sekarang mah saya normal-normal aja...
29. You cosplay as your favourite Band.
Ngga cocok sama muka saya
30. You have a heart attack and freak out everytime your friends say 'They're just some Japs.'
No
31. You stay on Ebay until 4:30 am bidding on Shou from Alice nine's official band shirt. .WIN!
Don't have Ebay account, don't have much money to buy that...
32. You make a scene and embarass yourslf when you hear a japan-related T.V show is airing tonight.
No.
33. You die when you hear Your favourite Jrock band are playing Live soon near you. Xx
Ngga sampe matilah... kalo mati gimana mau nonton coba
34. You put your little brother in pigtails to make him look cuter.
Never do that
35. You insist all your male friends to grow their hair either like Bou's or really spikey.
No...
36. You over use phrases like 'Kawaii' or 'Sugoii'.
Never over use it, just for several occasions.
37. You try to turn your none-Japanese-loving Boyfriend into a Jrocker,
Lah, pacar saya kan udah personil band J-rock *dilempar sendal*
38. You refuse to date anyone uness they're Japanese
Wkwkwkwk.... lah yang biasa ngedate ama saya juga orang Jepang...
39. You insist that a Jrockers birthday is a national holiday.
Gile aja kali wkwkwkwk....
40. You make hand puppets of Jrockers.
Don't know how to make it
41. You add -sama to the end of every Jrockers name. Miyavi-sama, Kyo-sama, ruki-sama... and so on.
Sama? No, they're not God.
43. You change your name to sound like a Jrockers.
Jadi apaan? Neu-chan? Neu-shi? Neu-kawaii? Ato Amano Rica wkwkwkwk....
44. You die whenever you realise you may never meet your favourite Jrockers.
Absolutely never do that. Maybe I feel depressed or sad, but I don't wanna die or kill myself just because of that.
45. You plan to go to Japan just for a concert.
OF COURSE
46. You were depressed and cried for weeks when you heard Bou was leaving.
Biasa aja tuh
47. You cried when you heard Kyo fainted while doing a live.
Didn't cry tuh.
48. You believe you will be saved by a jrocker and you'll instantly fall in love and you'll ride off into the sunset together and he'll marry you and you'll have cute little jrock babies and blah blah blah... Err... I did this, but in the most normal way.
49. You have pictures of Jrockers in your wallet instead of friends/family/boyfriends/girlfriends.
Gw selalu majang foto gw dan kaka2 gw di dompet, tapi tetep di baliknya ada foto si Kuda... buat nakutin orang aja...
50. You talk to jrockers as if they were with you, "Miyavi-sama, take the pencils out of your nose please...", whenever you watch videos on youtube of them.
Yes, but never use -sama :)
51. You buy a gold Kimono and learn the dance Aoi does from The GazettE.
Ga pernah
52. You draw all your favourite Jrockers.
Ngga jago gambar. Tau stickman? Nah, itu masterpiece gw.
53. You've been drawing them for a while now, until it looks perfect.
Saya ngga jago gambar...
54. You lick the computer screen when you see a Jrocker with his shirt off.
Eh~? I haven't cleaned up my computer screen for a month and I definitely won't lick that.
55. You spin around in a swivel chair making random noises, because Miyavi does it.
Never do that. Maybe I'll try it someday...
56. Your tongue is always hanging out your mouth for pictures with you and your buddies.
Jangankan pose begitu, gw pose senyum aja orang-orang udah pada naksir...
57. You take pictures with yourself always doing the 'V-Peace' sign.
My bad habit...
58. You dress up like Gackt as a nurse.
Ga punya bajunya
59. You talk about Jrock everyday, even if it's to your teddy.
Yes, but not to teddy or something.
60. You listen out to English words when listening to Jrock, so you can guess what they're singing about.
Yep
61. You're friends label you as 'the chick who thinks she's asian.
Gw udah asian...
62. You have 1 playlist on your Ipod listed as 'Jrock'.
Yep
63. You label yourself as the 'official owner' of a Jrocker.
They're not mine!
64. You draw black stripes on your neck like Ruki from the GazettE.
Ga pernah
65. You named your cats after Jrockers.
Don't have cat
66. Jrock is the last thing you think of at night and the first thing you think of when you wake up
Kalo Tora sih iya...
67. Your Myspace is Jrocked up.
Don't have it
68. You make the same black and pink dress that Bou wears and wear it all the time.
Ya kali gw pake dress... nyokap langsung selametan kali
69. You imagine yourself as part of a famous Jrock Band.
Not as a part of a FAMOUS J-rock band.
70. You forget about all your other obsessions.
How come I forget about writing?
71. You name random items after Jrockers.
No
72. You've considered the possibility or Jrock Trading Cards. Pokemon just got hotter. Alot hotter.
Lah... kalo kartu tarot mungkin akan gw pertimbangkan
73. You hate English music. Infact, any other music. It's all about Jrock.
Absolutely no
74. You insist that you aren't a goth, and argue your point none stop.
No
75. You have a voicemail of Miyavi screaming and going mental.
No
76. You watch the video on youtube where Gackt dropped his icecream, over and over again.
I haven't seen it yet.
77. You have a picture of Kai from the GazettE's smile.
Of course, love his dimples :)
78. You photoshop your pictures to make it look like you've taken a picture next to all your favourite Jrockers.
Belum ahli dalam photoshop2-an.
79. You want to strangle the interviewer for calling Mana 'Kawaii'.
Mm... emangnya kenapa? Mana-san emang kawaii kok
80. You add the word 'ne...?' at the end of every sentence.
Just once
81. You hate it when noobs only listen to one Ancafe song and insist that they're into Jrock.
Well with every band that´s annoying
82. It's all about the fanservice.
Don't like fanservice
83. You laugh along with your favourite Jrocker when he does, when watching an interview.
If I can understand it
84. You've subscribed to their official blog. Even if you can't read it.
Just... twitter
85. You added them on myspace.
Don't have it
86. You say 'Miyavi desu', randomly.
No
87. You've made collages of your favourite Jrocker, and it's on your wall.
Nope
88. You can write their name in Kanji/Hiragana/Katakanan
If it's only for Tora, I can do it
89. You pose the same way your favourite Jrocker does for a picture.
No
90. Your house is on fire and the first thing you save is your computer. It has all your Jrock music and Pictures on there.
I'd save my graduation certificate and the other important letters
91. You've made a shirt saying 'Gazerock is not dead'.
No
92. You say things in Japanese that were meant to be English.
Sometimes
93. You named your stuffed toys after them.
No
94. You insist that Kanon lives in your closet.
Ngapain coba dia di sana???
95. You think the guitar is as sexy as the Jrocker who's playing it.
Berhubung ngga bisa main gitar, jadi ngga ngerasa gitu
96. Every picture of a Jrocker is 'Orgasmic', even if it's of their nose hair.
Eh? Nose hair? Ya enggalaaaah.... gile aja
97. Your computer keyboard has a pool of dribble from you staring at pictures of Jrockers.
No
98. Every Jrocker is yours and you get pissed off when someone insists otherwise.
No, except Tora loool... *kabur*
99. You have Miyavi Tatoos all over you guitar, or even have the same Kanji on your guitar that Miyavi has.
Don't have guitar
100. You view posts like this and you've done everything on this list.
If you've done everything on this list, I think you need therapy
Fiuuuh... panjang banget yah *lap keringet*
You know when you're obsessed with Jrock when:
1. You downoad albums of Jrock, even if you've never heard of the band before.
I've done this recently, I was bored with my old playlist and I needed to find something new and fresh from this music genre. But before that, I always read reviews about this band, if I think it's good enough, then I download it.
2. You draw Miyavi tatoos on yourself.
No. Kalopun entah kapan tau mau bikin tato, palingan tato yang mirip sama Tora.
3. You walk around with a cloth on your nose and insist you look like Reita from The GazettE
Never
4. You have a gravity-defying hairstyle
No, my hair is natural curly... and I never use gel - i mean, for what?
5. You've dyed your hair every colour under the sun.
Never colored my hair
6. You hair is dead from all the hairspray and colour.
Nope
7. You buy things from SexPot Revenge
Ga punya duit sebanyak itu buat beli barang-barang dari SPR... mending ditabung deh buat ke Jepang
8. You wear alot of tanktops.
Nope. Lebih suka kaos lengan pendek
9. You start smoking Pianissimo 1mg
Pianissimo itu opo toh? *dibisikin Tora* oh, rokok? Saya nggak ngerokok...
10. You practice screaming at the top of your lungs until it sounds good.
Pernah mau latihan tapi ngga berhasil2...
11. You smudge your eyeliner.
Jangankan eyeliner, bedak ama foundation aja ngga bisa make. Malahan gw sempet ketuker mana lipstick mana stick concealer...
12. You learn to speak Japanese.
Of course
13. You wear spats.
Don't know what it is. If it's connected with fashion, don't ask me.
14. You buy tonnes of posters to stick on your wall.
I don't have tonnes of posters, just 10 or more, but never tonnes. I never stick it on my wall too, I live with my sisters and they hate J-rock bands, so I can't do that.
15. You subscribe to Shoxx and Cure magazines
Nope. Don't have much money to do that.
16. You imitate Ruki from the GazettE singing to 'Silly God Disco' down a Megaphone.
Never
17. You pretend to speak Japanese when really you're just repeating what you could make out of Kyo from Dir En Grey.
Gila aja gw niruin Kyo...
18. You argue that 'Senor Senora Senorita' by Miyavi is not Spanish. It is infact Japanese.
LOL... ada orang yg kayak gini?
19. You immitate Miyavi in all his craziness.
Ngga ah, gw niruin Tora aja *kedap-kedip*
20. You have no idea who the Latest English Craze is. Wether it's Soulja Boy or Amy Winehouse.
Since I knew J-rock songs, I rarely listen English songs
21. You make a habit of saying 'Nyappy' instead of 'Hello'.
Never do that...
22. You watch all the Backstage clips of Jrockers being Dorky.
Of course? Who can resist all of their dorkiness?
23. You attempt to translate these clips.
No.
24. You know every birthday of almost every Jrocker.
Ngga semuanya sih, paling yang gw suka-suka banget baru deh inget (macem Tora misalnya)
25. You had the 'Miku fringe' at some point.
No.
26. You have the exact same Jewelry that they have.
No
27. You can instantly tell when someone's a guy or gal, with just one look.
Tentu saja... hohoho...
28. All your family members think you're gay
Ngga-lah.... pernah disangka lesbian waktu sd, tapi sekarang mah saya normal-normal aja...
29. You cosplay as your favourite Band.
Ngga cocok sama muka saya
30. You have a heart attack and freak out everytime your friends say 'They're just some Japs.'
No
31. You stay on Ebay until 4:30 am bidding on Shou from Alice nine's official band shirt. .WIN!
Don't have Ebay account, don't have much money to buy that...
32. You make a scene and embarass yourslf when you hear a japan-related T.V show is airing tonight.
No.
33. You die when you hear Your favourite Jrock band are playing Live soon near you. Xx
Ngga sampe matilah... kalo mati gimana mau nonton coba
34. You put your little brother in pigtails to make him look cuter.
Never do that
35. You insist all your male friends to grow their hair either like Bou's or really spikey.
No...
36. You over use phrases like 'Kawaii' or 'Sugoii'.
Never over use it, just for several occasions.
37. You try to turn your none-Japanese-loving Boyfriend into a Jrocker,
Lah, pacar saya kan udah personil band J-rock *dilempar sendal*
38. You refuse to date anyone uness they're Japanese
Wkwkwkwk.... lah yang biasa ngedate ama saya juga orang Jepang...
39. You insist that a Jrockers birthday is a national holiday.
Gile aja kali wkwkwkwk....
40. You make hand puppets of Jrockers.
Don't know how to make it
41. You add -sama to the end of every Jrockers name. Miyavi-sama, Kyo-sama, ruki-sama... and so on.
Sama? No, they're not God.
43. You change your name to sound like a Jrockers.
Jadi apaan? Neu-chan? Neu-shi? Neu-kawaii? Ato Amano Rica wkwkwkwk....
44. You die whenever you realise you may never meet your favourite Jrockers.
Absolutely never do that. Maybe I feel depressed or sad, but I don't wanna die or kill myself just because of that.
45. You plan to go to Japan just for a concert.
OF COURSE
46. You were depressed and cried for weeks when you heard Bou was leaving.
Biasa aja tuh
47. You cried when you heard Kyo fainted while doing a live.
Didn't cry tuh.
48. You believe you will be saved by a jrocker and you'll instantly fall in love and you'll ride off into the sunset together and he'll marry you and you'll have cute little jrock babies and blah blah blah... Err... I did this, but in the most normal way.
49. You have pictures of Jrockers in your wallet instead of friends/family/boyfriends/girlfriends.
Gw selalu majang foto gw dan kaka2 gw di dompet, tapi tetep di baliknya ada foto si Kuda... buat nakutin orang aja...
50. You talk to jrockers as if they were with you, "Miyavi-sama, take the pencils out of your nose please...", whenever you watch videos on youtube of them.
Yes, but never use -sama :)
51. You buy a gold Kimono and learn the dance Aoi does from The GazettE.
Ga pernah
52. You draw all your favourite Jrockers.
Ngga jago gambar. Tau stickman? Nah, itu masterpiece gw.
53. You've been drawing them for a while now, until it looks perfect.
Saya ngga jago gambar...
54. You lick the computer screen when you see a Jrocker with his shirt off.
Eh~? I haven't cleaned up my computer screen for a month and I definitely won't lick that.
55. You spin around in a swivel chair making random noises, because Miyavi does it.
Never do that. Maybe I'll try it someday...
56. Your tongue is always hanging out your mouth for pictures with you and your buddies.
Jangankan pose begitu, gw pose senyum aja orang-orang udah pada naksir...
57. You take pictures with yourself always doing the 'V-Peace' sign.
My bad habit...
58. You dress up like Gackt as a nurse.
Ga punya bajunya
59. You talk about Jrock everyday, even if it's to your teddy.
Yes, but not to teddy or something.
60. You listen out to English words when listening to Jrock, so you can guess what they're singing about.
Yep
61. You're friends label you as 'the chick who thinks she's asian.
Gw udah asian...
62. You have 1 playlist on your Ipod listed as 'Jrock'.
Yep
63. You label yourself as the 'official owner' of a Jrocker.
They're not mine!
64. You draw black stripes on your neck like Ruki from the GazettE.
Ga pernah
65. You named your cats after Jrockers.
Don't have cat
66. Jrock is the last thing you think of at night and the first thing you think of when you wake up
Kalo Tora sih iya...
67. Your Myspace is Jrocked up.
Don't have it
68. You make the same black and pink dress that Bou wears and wear it all the time.
Ya kali gw pake dress... nyokap langsung selametan kali
69. You imagine yourself as part of a famous Jrock Band.
Not as a part of a FAMOUS J-rock band.
70. You forget about all your other obsessions.
How come I forget about writing?
71. You name random items after Jrockers.
No
72. You've considered the possibility or Jrock Trading Cards. Pokemon just got hotter. Alot hotter.
Lah... kalo kartu tarot mungkin akan gw pertimbangkan
73. You hate English music. Infact, any other music. It's all about Jrock.
Absolutely no
74. You insist that you aren't a goth, and argue your point none stop.
No
75. You have a voicemail of Miyavi screaming and going mental.
No
76. You watch the video on youtube where Gackt dropped his icecream, over and over again.
I haven't seen it yet.
77. You have a picture of Kai from the GazettE's smile.
Of course, love his dimples :)
78. You photoshop your pictures to make it look like you've taken a picture next to all your favourite Jrockers.
Belum ahli dalam photoshop2-an.
79. You want to strangle the interviewer for calling Mana 'Kawaii'.
Mm... emangnya kenapa? Mana-san emang kawaii kok
80. You add the word 'ne...?' at the end of every sentence.
Just once
81. You hate it when noobs only listen to one Ancafe song and insist that they're into Jrock.
Well with every band that´s annoying
82. It's all about the fanservice.
Don't like fanservice
83. You laugh along with your favourite Jrocker when he does, when watching an interview.
If I can understand it
84. You've subscribed to their official blog. Even if you can't read it.
Just... twitter
85. You added them on myspace.
Don't have it
86. You say 'Miyavi desu', randomly.
No
87. You've made collages of your favourite Jrocker, and it's on your wall.
Nope
88. You can write their name in Kanji/Hiragana/Katakanan
If it's only for Tora, I can do it
89. You pose the same way your favourite Jrocker does for a picture.
No
90. Your house is on fire and the first thing you save is your computer. It has all your Jrock music and Pictures on there.
I'd save my graduation certificate and the other important letters
91. You've made a shirt saying 'Gazerock is not dead'.
No
92. You say things in Japanese that were meant to be English.
Sometimes
93. You named your stuffed toys after them.
No
94. You insist that Kanon lives in your closet.
Ngapain coba dia di sana???
95. You think the guitar is as sexy as the Jrocker who's playing it.
Berhubung ngga bisa main gitar, jadi ngga ngerasa gitu
96. Every picture of a Jrocker is 'Orgasmic', even if it's of their nose hair.
Eh? Nose hair? Ya enggalaaaah.... gile aja
97. Your computer keyboard has a pool of dribble from you staring at pictures of Jrockers.
No
98. Every Jrocker is yours and you get pissed off when someone insists otherwise.
No, except Tora loool... *kabur*
99. You have Miyavi Tatoos all over you guitar, or even have the same Kanji on your guitar that Miyavi has.
Don't have guitar
100. You view posts like this and you've done everything on this list.
If you've done everything on this list, I think you need therapy
Fiuuuh... panjang banget yah *lap keringet*
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